Sunday 30 January 2011

Film 15 'Se7en' IMDB No. 28

Just because the fucker has a library card, doesn't make him Yoda.


1995 Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman
2 homicide detectives hunt a serial killer in a town where it never stop raining, in one of the car scenes it looks like someone is throwing buckets of water at the windscreen. I didn't think I had seen this until it got to the final couple of scenes and I remebered the end. If you haven't seen it, it keeps you guessing to the end and the final twist is dramatic and unexpected.
Lots of tense atmosphere and the usual US cop tracking baddie type stuff but it is better than the average serial killer movie.
7.5/10

Saturday 29 January 2011

Film 14 'Unforgiven' IMDB N0. 100

Yeah, they cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits, everything but her cunty, I suppose.


1992 Clint Eastwood directed produced starred made the tea.
God this is slow, you wait the whole film for a decent gun fight, then it's all over too quickly and predictably.
I'm sure there are loads of messages in this about the deep down goodness of Americans or something but I couldn't be arsed, it's boring, predictable rubbish. It took me two goes to get to the end.
One positive thing that has come out of this is that I will not record another film off the telly if it has adverts, I know you can skip through them, but it just spoils the whole thing. Film4 boooooo.
shoot me 6/10

Friday 28 January 2011

Film 13 'The Lives of Others' IMDB No. 57

Stand still. Eyes to the floor.


2006 German with subtitles. Das Leben der Anderen (original title)
This film is based on a true story set in East Berlin 1984 before the fall of the wall when the secret police (stasi) controlled everything by having over 100,000 employees and 200,000 informers.
There is no fancy filming or lighting or stunts, this is just a plain and simple film shot against the backdrop of East Berlin where the lives of others affect one man more than his background would have thought. It's quite slow paced but you don't want it to end too soon. 
Worth a watch. 7/10

Thursday 27 January 2011

Film 12 'Goodfellas' IMDB No. 16

You bustin' my balls?


1990 Martin Scorsese. Based on a true story.

The story follows the life of Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) in Broklyn New York between the 50's and 80's as he rises through the ranks of the local mob with his friends Jimmy and Tommy played by Robert DeNiro and Joe Pesci. Every actor that has played an Italian gangster is probably in this film at some point, there's even an appearance by Samuel L Jackson as Stax.
It really sets the scene of what life was like to be a gang member during this time, all the cars, women, crime, partying and inevitable violence. Great dialog and pace, sets the bar for others of this genre.
Ball busting 8/10

Wednesday 26 January 2011

Film 11 'Full Metal Jacket' IMDB No. 86

Are those... live rounds?
Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.


1987 Stanley Kubrick film set in 1968 during the Vietnam War.
A two part story following a set of new recruits training to be Marines before being sent to Vietnam. Right from the off this film grabs you. Gunnery Sgt Hartman is a mean bastard. In the opening scenes screaming and spitting as he shouts, you feel like your there taking the abuse as well. It makes me feel glad that I never went to war or had to do National Service, I wouldn't last 5 minutes.
The second half follows 'Joker' in Vietnam as a journalist writing for 'Stars & Stripes' ending up in the full horror of battle in the Tet offensive.
Although filmed almost entirely in the UK you wouldn't know, the landscapes and atmosphere are awesome as I said before it's just like being there or as you would imagine it.
I'm not a war film fan but I thought this was great.
8.5/10

Film 10 'Casablanca' IMDB No. 17

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.


1942 black and white classic starring Humphry Bogart and Ingrid Bergman.
Another film I have never seen before it's crammed full of classic lines we've all heard before. 
Bogart plays Rick Blaine, exciled american owner of the most popular bar in Casablanca. The story unfolds as the Germans come to town followed by Czech underground leader Victor Lazlo and his wife Ilsa. Local Police Captain Renault is great right to the end.
Here's looking at you kid 7/10

Saturday 22 January 2011

Film 9 'Inception' IMDB No.6

Number 6 my arse


Why is this number 6?
I dont like Leonardo Di Caprio never have and this has done nothing to change this.
The idea of this film is that people can enter other peoples dream world and do things to make them do other things in their non dream world. In this case they want a man with loads of companies to sell the companies so his monoply is broken up, to do this they have to go '3 deep' and with some 'math' 2 minutes when your'e 3 deep would last ten years or some such bollocks. How long does it take for a van to fall off a bridge? Why do they have to go 3 deep? Do they even go 3 deep?
There are easier ways to make companies collapse, it's called the Stock Market and insider trading.
And another thing, why do Hollywood film makers insist on adding a romantic element to films that really don't need it? It's the usual crap presented in another way with more special effects thrown in, it's clear this was made for the 3D market, you could add another 5D's and I wouldn't want to see this again.
I'm sure it'll be a christmas staple of the future.
The snow scene was nicked from James Bond, but I did like the weightless scene in the hotel.
a generous 6/10

Fim 8 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest' IMDB No. 9

Medication Time


1975 multi Oscar winning film adapted from the novel by Ken Kersey.
Jack Nicholson plays McMurphy who convinces the prison guards he's crazy and gets sent to a hospital ward to evade prison, he fits in well with the other inmates, playing cards for smokes.1 cigarette is a dime Danny DeVito's character keeps breaking them in half to bet a nickel. Brilliant acting and story line, McMurphy just keeps pressing all the right buttons to annoy the ward sister Nurse Ratched.
As good today as it was then.
I had forgotten the ending it's a lot sadder than I remember.
8/10

Sunday 16 January 2011

Film 7 'Monty Python and The Holy Grail' IMDB No. 73

It's just a flesh wound.


King Arthur and his knights in search of the Holy Grail. Typical Python nonsense, I particularly liked Sir Bedevere constantly lifting his grill on his helmet even though he could see through it fine, like someone wearing glasses who keeps pushing them up the nose. Hundreds of classic quotes. "One Two Five" "Three Sir" "THREE".
Killer rabbit and the bridge of death. "What's your favourite colour?" "Blue...No...arrggh"
7/10

Film 6 'Pan's Labyrinth' IMDB No. 75

2006 Fantasy masterpiece. Spanish with subtitles.


I had no idea what to expect with this one, I purposfully didn't read anything about it, I hadn't heard of it until I went through the list.
Set in 1944 Spain, the film seamlessly intertwines the fantasy world of a young girl, Ofelia, and the real world of the Spanish cival war. I don't want to give too much away about the film plot.
The fantasy scenes are dark and frightnening, the real world brutal and real, the sadistic Captain played by Sergi Lopez is great. This is not a kids film.
I'll give it 7.5/10

Thursday 13 January 2011

Film 5 'The Dark Knight' IMDB No. 10

Now that's more like it.


I haven't seen a Batman movie since the Buster, I mean Michael Keaton one, there's not much enthusiasm in my house with me being the only male. so I sat and watched on my own with headphones while the girls watched Glee. I was in for a pleasant surprise.
It is a brilliant rollercoaster of good versus evil, I know it's origins are from comics but this miles away from that.
Heath Ledger as The Joker is great and plays the Agent of Chaos really well. None of the usual American Happy ever after crap here, it's tense and moody right to the end.
Loved it and will watch again 8/10

Sunday 9 January 2011

Film 4 'Metropolis' IMDB No. 97

1927 silent black and white classic


I don't think I have watched a full length silent movie before, I don't think I will do it again.
Lots of big sets and big overacting 1920s style and lots of orchestra music setting the mood. The version I watched has a lot of scenes missing, apparently lost forever, and replaced with captions explaining what is going on, it's 2 hours long and has an interval. I'd hate to think how long it would be if all the scenes were found and restored
This is said to be one of Hitler's favoutite films.
A 'sci-fi' story of the opressed workers rising up against the machine, with a boy meets girl boy loves girl boy saves girl and lots of kids girl loves boy plot going on too. Throw in a mad inventor and a robot and the craziest 'erotic' dancing I've seen and you have it.
I've watched it and I won't watch it again.
5/10

Saturday 8 January 2011

Film 3 'Citizen Kane' IMDB No. 37

1941 another black and white classic


This film has cinematography that has been reproduced thousands of times, camera angles, moody lighting, the lot. This is the life of a millionaire tycoon told by others after his death to a reporter trying to find out the meaning of his last words 'rosebud'. You have to wait until the end to find out.
For me, it's a bit boring, I'm sure if you saw it in 1941 and it was the first time you'd seen a scene shot from low down it might be less so.
6/10

Film 2 'All About Eve' IMDB No.82

This has been on the recorder for ages, I now need the space to make room for all the other films I need to watch. Can't find an official trailer but this gives you a flavour.


Lots and lots of smoking and a fair bit of drinking in 1950. Apparently this film is part of American folklore, I can see why. Set in New York's theatre world it seems you can't trust many people even, it turns out, the nice ones. This must be the blueprint for how the Hollywood film industry works.
Bette Davis is great. 6.5/10

Thursday 6 January 2011

Film 1 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' IMDB No.22

I had to start somewhere and this was on the telly. Can't beleive it is nearly 30 years old, I was 14 when it came out and didn't watch it then.


I'm not a fan of this sort of thing, nothing to think about just watch and wait for the inevitable outcome. That said, the chase and fight scenes are good with some tense moments and a few jumpy bits thrown in.

American schoolboy adventure nonsense. 6/10

Saturday 1 January 2011

The Top 100 list as of 1st January 2011

1.9.2The Shawshank Redemption (1994)546,902
2.9.1The Godfather (1972)428,386
3.9.0The Godfather: Part II (1974)257,965
4.8.9The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)170,312
5.8.9Pulp Fiction (1994)436,934
6.8.9Inception (2010)267,400
7.8.9Schindler's List (1993)289,525
8.8.912 Angry Men (1957)127,189
9.8.8One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)225,720
10.8.8The Dark Knight (2008)488,449
11.8.8Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)289,642
12.8.8The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)380,964
13.8.8Seven Samurai (1954)101,056
14.8.7Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)332,794
15.8.7Fight Club (1999)402,261
16.8.7Goodfellas (1990)240,319
17.8.7Casablanca (1942)174,138
18.8.7City of God (2002)176,263
19.8.7The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)404,090
20.8.7Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)78,417
21.8.7Rear Window (1954)123,952
22.8.7Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)252,181
23.8.7Psycho (1960)150,426
24.8.7The Usual Suspects (1995)277,797
25.8.7The Matrix (1999)398,969
26.8.7Toy Story 3 (2010)95,109
27.8.6The Silence of the Lambs (1991)257,992
28.8.6Se7en (1995)294,398
29.8.6It's a Wonderful Life (1946)106,872
30.8.6Memento (2000)288,571
31.8.6The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)341,583
32.8.6Sunset Boulevard (1950)57,373
33.8.6Forrest Gump (1994)317,889
34.8.6Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)161,366
35.8.6Leon (1994)211,010
36.8.6Apocalypse Now (1979)180,252
37.8.6Citizen Kane (1941)142,957
38.8.6North by Northwest (1959)97,142
39.8.6American Beauty (1999)305,000
40.8.5American History X (1998)236,856
41.8.5Taxi Driver (1976)163,904
42.8.5Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)249,259
43.8.5Saving Private Ryan (1998)281,969
44.8.5Vertigo (1958)95,717
45.8.5Amelie (2001)190,605
46.8.5Alien (1979)188,535
47.8.5WALL·E (2008)194,704
48.8.5The Shining (1980)186,887
49.8.5Lawrence of Arabia (1962)82,427
50.8.5Spirited Away (2001)107,533
51.8.5Black Swan (2010)22,803
52.8.5Paths of Glory (1957)47,000
53.8.5Double Indemnity (1944)38,805
54.8.5The Pianist (2002)142,003
55.8.5A Clockwork Orange (1971)201,843
56.8.5To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)86,135
57.8.4The Lives of Others (2006)79,933
58.8.4M (1931)41,791
59.8.4The Departed (2006)278,070
60.8.4City Lights (1931)29,281
61.8.4Aliens (1986)176,935
62.8.4Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)230,502
63.8.4Requiem for a Dream (2000)194,690
64.8.4Das Boot (1981)72,796
65.8.4The Third Man (1949)52,784
66.8.4Reservoir Dogs (1992)221,976
67.8.4L.A. Confidential (1997)171,068
68.8.4Chinatown (1974)82,422
69.8.4Modern Times (1936)37,795
70.8.4The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)34,685
71.8.4Life Is Beautiful (1997)114,871
72.8.4Back to the Future (1985)213,324
73.8.4Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)160,675
74.8.4The Prestige (2006)221,017
75.8.4Pan's Labyrinth (2006)163,124
76.8.4Raging Bull (1980)93,854
77.8.3Cinema Paradiso (1988)47,959
78.8.3Singin' in the Rain (1952)57,761
79.8.3Some Like It Hot (1959)70,371
80.8.3The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)61,123
81.8.3Rashomon (1950)40,866
82.8.3All About Eve (1950)36,195
83.8.3Amadeus (1984)101,441
84.8.3Once Upon a Time in America (1984)75,695
85.8.3The Green Mile (1999)210,220
86.8.3Full Metal Jacket (1987)159,464
87.8.32001: A Space Odyssey (1968)166,583
88.8.3Bicycle Thieves (1948)29,096
89.8.3Inglourious Basterds (2009)195,824
90.8.3Braveheart (1995)251,508
91.8.3The Great Dictator (1940)39,210
92.8.3The Apartment (1960)38,226
93.8.3Downfall (2004)86,894
94.8.3Up (2009)123,645
95.8.3Gran Torino (2008)139,955
96.8.3Gladiator (2000)293,434
97.8.3Metropolis (1927)41,935
98.8.3The Sting (1973)68,772
99.8.3The Maltese Falcon (1941)53,436
100.8.3Unforgiven (1992)103,786